Make a Haiku.
Give me another
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Cards
Against
Humanity
A party game
for horrible people.

What in the world?

Ever play Cards Against Humanity? If not, check that out and come back.

These are Rando Cardrissian results for the Haiku card. If you've Played Cards Against Humanity with the Rando Rule, you know that any black card with multiple blanks is where Rando falls flat. There's just too much structure in those cards for randomly drawn submissions to work. But the Haiku Card? That's where the magic happens.

Sure, sometimes it spits out garbage. But every now and then, Rando can evoke images as beautiful and terrible as the dawn.

This is a very specific thing to make.

Yes. Yes it is.

But... These aren't even Haikus? There are rules! Syllable counts and—

Look. There aren't enough cards in the game that work in a 5-7-5 format. Just read each card dramatically and enjoy the results.

Twitter is for dorks. Where's the facebook link?

Facebook buttons are a pile of poop, and don't work well with dynamically generated content. If you can fix this, tell me your secrets.

Who are you? I have complaints!

Send your love (in 140 characters or less) to @MatthewOden. Or you can bug @BeardofAmerica, @Rallier, or @LtSquigs, as they provided for help and inspiration.

Cards Against Humanity is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0 license, and so is this! So go on, dig into my crappy code and make your own awesome thing!